911 call

These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!.

And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an ast hmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.

Things you don't do after a meal

7 Don'ts after a meal

1) Don't smoke-Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

2) Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

3) Don't drink tea - Because tea leave s contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

4) Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted &blocked.

5) Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

6) Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

7) Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

50 Cents New York Home burned down

Shaniqua Tompkins had been living in the multimillion-dollar Long Island home owned by Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent. The Child Support Court recentely had lowered Tomkins $25,000 a month child support of her son Marquis. to the new amout of $6,700 a month.

The Court also ruled that Ms Tompkins had to move out of the home 50 cents was allowing her to live in.

Now days before she has to move out a suspicious" fire burned down the home .Arson squad investigators were on the scene of the Friday blaze.

Can I borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 13-yearold son waiting for him at the door.SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' theman said angrily.SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make anhour?'DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so youcan borrow some money to buy a silly toy / A game from a game store or some other nonsense, thenyou march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about whyyou are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childishfrivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy'squestions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? Afterabout an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 andhe really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door ofthe little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' Heasked. 'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 'I've been thinking,maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a longday and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 youasked for.'The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!'He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpledup bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to getangry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and thenlooked up at his father. 'Why do you want more money if you alreadyhave some?' the father grumbled.! Because I didn't have enough, but nowI do,' the little boy replied. 'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy anhour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like tohave dinner with you.'The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and hebegged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of youworking so hard in life. We should not let time slip through ourfingers without having spent some time with those who really matter tous, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth ofyour time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easilyreplace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leavebehind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

Ice Tea

I wonder, are they really that happy?

PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant . Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

Economic Stimulus Payments Schedule

So have you received your IRS MONEY YET? If not here is the schedule.

This is a schedule of when the money will be sent. If you have any question here is contact numbers listed below.Should you require additional assistance, you can:1. Go to the IRS Web site, www.irs.gov.

There is a page devoted to news about the stimulus payments. 2. Call the IRS at 1-866-234-2942.

DIRECT DEPOSIT

Last two SSN digits:
Payment will be transmitted:

00 through 20April 28
21 through 75 May 5
76 through 99 May 12

PAPER CHECK
Last two SSN digits:
Payments will be mailed by:00 through 09May 9
10 through 18 May 16
19 through 25 May 23
26 through 38May 30
39 through 51 June 6
52 through 63 June 13
64 through 75 June 20
76 through 87 June 27
88 through 99 July 4

Edwards Endorse Obama

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards endorsed his ex-rival Barack Obama. Edwards appeared with Obama in Grand Rapids, Mich., Wednesday evening and made the announcement himself. "Democratic voters have made their choice, and so have I," Edwards said.

Just A Mom

A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 's office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. 'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?' 'Of course I have a job,' snapped the woman. 'I'm a Mom.' 'We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation,
'housewife' covers it,' Said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself
in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, 'Official Interrogator' or 'Town Registrar.' 'What is your occupation?' she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. 'I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations.' The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly emphasizing the most significant words.. Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written, in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire. 'Might I ask,' said the clerk with new interest, 'just what you do in your field?' Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, 'I have a continuing program of research, (what mother doesn't) In the laboratory and in the field, (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working for my Masters, (first the Lord and then the whole family) and already have four credits (all daughters). Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) and I often work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it). But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just money.' There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed the form, stood up, and personally ushered me to the door. As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career, I was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 13, 7, and 3. Upstairs I could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby) in the child development program, testing out a new vocal pattern. I felt I had scored a beat on bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official records as someone more
distinguished and indispensable to mankind than 'just another Mom.'
Motherhood!

What a glorious career! Especially when there's a title on the door. Does this make grandmothers 'Senior Research associates in the field of Child Development and Human Relations' And great grandmothers 'Executive Senior Research Associates?' I think so!!!

I also think it makes Aunts '

Associate Research Assistants.' Please send this to another Mom, Grandmother, Aunt,
And other friends you know.
May your troubles be less,
Your blessing be more,
And nothing but happiness come through your door!
AMEN!!

LORD, THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, " Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, " Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? "

The friend replied, " I think he means her legs

What Makes 100%

This equation should be taught in all math classes!From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
If I may add one more equation :
W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W
23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170%

Suge Knight got knocked the fu** out...

Suge Knight, 6'3" 315 pounds was knocked out by this man 5'8" 175 he choose not to give his name.

These words were heard several times at the scene.

Damn you Got knocked the Fu*k out.

From My understanding he never saw the punch coming.

Maya Angelou said this:

"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."

"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."

"I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life."

"I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as "making a life."

"I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance."

"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back."

"I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision."

"I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one."

"I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone.

People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back."

"I've learned that I still have a lot to learn."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

The theft of time

Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:You've heard about people who have been abducted and hadtheir kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few yearsago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else'sthighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had thetexture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these andwhat happened to mine? I spent the entire summer lookingfor my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resignedmyself to living out my life in jeans. And then thethieves struck again.My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they tookpains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they hadstuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached atleast three inches lower than my original! I realizedI'd have to give up my jeans in favor of longskirts.Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I wasfixing my hairand was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swingto and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This wasreally getting scary - my body was being replaced onesection at a time. What could they do to menext?When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, Idecided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake upand smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons areusing REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you andme! The next time someone you know has something'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.WARN YOUR FRIENDS!P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bedand they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I wasrelieved to see that they had just been hiding in myarmpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in mywaistband

This is will blow your mind!!!

Pass it on if you enjoyed!!!

What is a ARM?

ARM is an Adjustable Rate Mortgage. So many time time customers freak out when they know that their loan is ready to adjust. Some even think that there loan is going to balloon to 12, 13, or 14 percent interest rates. When no information is given or no one took the time to explain how an ARM actually works a creates a fear of the unknown . So the general public has developed a preconceived notion. Today I will show you why your rate rises and in some cases will fall. In April 1,1987 the interest rate was 7.75%. So lets say you were 2 points over prime your that would make your interest rate 9.75. Now 6 Months later in October the prime rate is 9% so now your interest rate is now 11%. The one thing that I want you to see that the rates don't jump in leaps, it rises in increments.

The prime rate history does not stay high and will not stay low, it will be like time, consistent. The ARM is directly related to the Prime Rate (The prime rate is defined by The Wall Street Journal as "The base rate on corporate loans posted by at least 75% of the nation's 30 largest banks."). Above is a Prime Rate history so you can see the fluctuations of the prime rate. So when you are offered an ARM its based on so many point over prime. The better your credit history the better your interest rate will be.

So even if you have an ARM, and can not refinance your loan here is the key. An extra $10 or $20 dollars a month can help you to not only pay your loan off 4 to 8 years sooner, but it can also help you control how much money you pay in interest!

If you have your truth and lending paper work nearby take a look at it, you will pay over 2.5 times the actual loan amount. So if you borrowed $100,000 in 30 years you will pay about $270,000.

The Meal

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address. She read the letter:

Dear Ruth: I`m going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I'd like to stop by for a visit. Love Always, Jesus Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table. "Why would the Lord want to visit me? I'm nobody special. I don't have anything to offer." With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets. "Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to offer. I'll have to run down to the store and buy something for dinner." She reached for her purse and counted out its contents. Five dollars and forty cents. Well, I can get some bread and cold cuts, at least." She threw on her coat and hurried out the door. A loaf of French bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a carton of milk...leaving Ruth with grand total twelve cents to last her until Monday. Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her meager offerings tucked under her arm.

"Hey lady, can you help us,lady?" Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn't even noticed two figures huddled in the alleyway. A man and a woman, both of them dressed in little more than rags. "Look lady, I ain't got a job, ya know, and my wife and I have been living out here on the street, and, well, now it's getting cold and we're getting kinda hungry and, well, if you could help us. Lady, we'd really appreciate it." Ruth looked at them both. They were dirty, they smelled bad and frankly, she was certain that they could get some kind of work if they really wanted to. "Sir, I'd like to help you, but I'm a poor woman myself. All I have is a few cold cuts and some bread, and I'm having an important guest for dinner tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him." "Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway." The man put his arm around the woman's shoulders, turned and headed back into the alley. As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a familiar twinge in her heart. "Sir, wait!" The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley after them. "Look, why don't you take this food. I'll figure out something else to serve my guest." She handed the man her grocery bag. "Thank you lady. Thank you very much!" "Yes, thank you!" It was the man's wife, and Ruth could see now that she was shivering. "You know, I've got another coat at home. Here, why don't you take this one." Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the woman's shoulders. Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street...without her coat and with nothing to serve her guest. "Thank you lady! Thank you very much!" Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front door, and worried too. The Lord was coming to visit and she didn't have anything to offer Him. She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But as she did, she noticed another envelope in her mailbox. "That's odd. The mailman doesn't usually come twice in one day."

Dear Ruth: It was so good to see you again. Thank you for the lovely meal. And thank you, too, for the beautiful coat. Love Always, Jesus

FAA is now hiring

FAA Hiring NoticePass it on. Importance: Hi if you have or know kids between the ages of 18-31 with a high school diploma,The Federal Aviation Association is taking applications for air traffic controller school. We all have kids and know kids in the right age group (under31) and with some effort they could reach a salary of over $100,000 with benefits in about 3 years! You need only a high school diploma to apply and credit is given for college on the exam. They need to go tohttp://www.faa.gov/jobs/job_opportunities/airtraffic_controllers/ for details and to fill out the application immediately - even if they don't know if they'd want to attend immediately - it's the federal government and it may take the months to call. The key is to apply NOW. There will be a lot of retirements coming up rather quickly and they need toline up training to accommodate these openings. It's my understanding that the FAA rarely has an open application such as this and that the jobs are coveted.The person who shared this has a 28 year old daughter who is well into 6 figures and has plenty of time for travel/recreation and has started another career onthe side. This is a great opportunity and it should be noted that choosing a site like Anchorage or Indianapolis to train is a likely acceptance into the training program, after which you can transfer anywhere in the country that has a tower. I hope you pass this information on to family, friends, etc.

Ed Zachary Disease

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ‘The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So shedid. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex ordates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Changwhat is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied

'Ed ZacharyDisease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

Behind on your Mortgage? here are some options...

Everyday I hear about someone loosing their homes to foreclosure and it just keeps getting worse. The last 6 years as a Loan officer has afforded me the opportunity to help many people who are behind on their mortgage. So this is information is something that can help you in the even that you are behind on your mortgage.

1) Generally speaking Foreclosure proceedings start about the 4Th month of no payments.

2) Important information to always remember Mortgage companies do not want your homes. They loose when they foreclose. The reason why is the interest. The mortgage companies are betting on you paying 30 years on your mortgage so that they could collect on all that interest!

3) If you are behind the first thing is to call the mortgage company and tell them your issue. If you are not making any head way with the customer service rep, kindly ask to speak to the supervisor. You will get more help from supervisor than from the customer service rep.

4) These are things that you need to express when you call, if they have a forbearance program, modify the mortgage, this catches you up and what you owe gets put on the back of the loan. What by you offering suggestions you open the door for finding a way to get help.

The key is don't ignore the problem. Because the further behind you become, the harder it will be to reinstate your loan and the more likely that you will lose your house. Always remain in contact with your lender as soon as you realize that you have a problem.Lenders do not want your house. They have options to help borrowers through difficult financial times. Please don't ignore mail from your lender.The first notices you receive will offer good information about foreclosure prevention options that can help you weather financial problems. Later mail may include important notice of pending legal action. Your failure to open the mail will not be an excuse in foreclosure court. Know your mortgage rights.Find your loan documents and read them so you know what your lender may do if you can't make your payments. Learn about the foreclosure laws and time frames in your state (as every state is different) by contacting the State Government Housing Office. 5. Understand foreclosure prevention options.Valuable information about foreclosure prevention (also called loss mitigation) options can be found on the Internet at portal.hud.gov/portal/page?_pageid=33,717348&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL .

I would like to purchase

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different..... You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

My child is missing

My son was graduating from Embry Riddle Aeronautical University, so we were showing our appreciation for him receiving his bachelor degree. So we had a group of 12 people who was his motivational support when he walks. While filming the graduation my twin sister asked me where was her sister with me? I said no. She responded we don't know where she is. Of course I thought nothing of it because as I said we were in a group so one of us would surely see her. After about a half hour I was walking around the auditorium to find a place to sit and I found the group. Now no one has seen my daughter for over 30 minutes. My thinking is she is just in a different area and we would find her. Now its one hour later and still no Kendra. So the group says maybe you should go and look for her. So I and a friend began searching the auditorium and we can not find her. I have to admit I am getting nervous. My daughters seem to think because they look like women that no one will bother them. I continually tell them the world is not safe and if you knew the number of girls and woman that come up missing you would quit wondering off like that...

The story that I always think of is John Walsh and how he lost his son Adam. The longer I realize that she is missing the more worried I am getting. So I reported her missing to the security guard she immediately initiated a call that a black teenager girl 5'8" 190 pounds 14 was missing. Her sister was very worried that something had happened to her sister, she kept asking me had I seen her yet? This only gave me an opportunity to reinforce what I had been saying about how easy it is to come up missing. I think she finally gets it now. So after we canvased the auditorium again, I decide to go back to the hotel to see if she was their on the computer. Unfortunately she was not their so I am wondering what has happened to her? Then I saw a police officer and I told him we could not find my daughter but I was trying to wait until the graduation was over before I have them do a amber alert. So we posted people at the front and back door checking everyone coming in and out of the gym. Unfortunately we did not see her, so I called the police and they were their in five minutes!!! I described my daughter and told him where we saw her last. My fiance decided to go back to the hotel to make another check. So while I am talking to the police my phone rings, it my finance telling me my daughter is at the hotel. I guess that I am more disappointed with her for her careless behavior and lack of consideration that she had for everyone who was searching for her!

I never thought that anything like that could happen to me but because it did I want everyone to be prepared in case something like ever happens to your family you will know what to do.

Please do the following immediately:
Contact local law enforcement division of crimes against children unit and inform them of the situation.
Request from law enforcement that your child be entered into National Crime and Information Center (N.C.I.C.).
Register your child with the following clearing houses:
Child Protection Education of America: 1-866-USA-CHILD
National Center for Missing and Exploited Children: 1-800-843-5678
Try to remain calm. A calm head will help you remember details around the time of your child's disappearance. Getting these details written down as soon as possible and giving them to the authorities could prove to be crucial in solving your child's case.
Once your child has been located, remember to call or email all persons involved in the search. Also, don't forget the posters that might have been placed in the community.

When you plan to succeed

The problem that we have in today's society is that we never plan. Then complain nothing never goes our way. Start simple and work your way big. I never believed in goal setting. I remember in May of 2002 I went to a motivational seminary. Brian Tracey had spoke of several things then he said to write down your goals and I did.

1) I had problems with my teeth that I wanted fixed.
2) Wanted to make six figures.
3) Wanted to buy my first home.
4) Wanted a closer relationship with my children.
5) Wanted a woman in my life that could be their for me and my children.
6) Wanted a Escalade

I am proud to say that the only thing that I have accomplished 5 of my goals but have not purchased a Escalade yet!

Take it slow and make it simple. Make a list with your goals and look at them daily to keep you inspired. Remember your goals should ask How, What, When and what.

1) What you want to accomplish
2) How you want to do it.
3) When are you going to get started.
4) What is your time line for success.

Never live in a world of Insanity...
Definition- Doing the samething over and over and expecting to get a different result.