Hundred dollar bill

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned."What kind of tattoo did you get?" "

I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar Bill tattooed on his privates?""


Well,

One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.


And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

"Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital".