Ed Zachary Disease

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ‘The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So shedid. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex ordates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Changwhat is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied

'Ed ZacharyDisease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'