Watch you kids, please

This was a email I received from one of my associates, please read... It could save a life!

Yesterday, my youngest daughter, Halle, who is 4, was rushed to the emergency room by her father for being severely lethargic and incoherent. He was called to her school by the school secretary for being very VERY sick...' He told me that when he arrived, Halle was barely sitting in the chair. She couldn't hold her own head up and when he looked into her eyes, she couldn't focus them. He immediately scooped her up and rushed her to the ER, and then called me. When we got there, they ran blood test after blood test and did x-rays, every test imaginable. Her white blood cell count was normal, nothing was out of the ordinary.

The ER doctor told us that he had done everything that he could do so he was sending her to Saint Francis for further tests.. Right when we were leaving in the ambulance, her teacher came to the ER and, after questioning Halle 's classmates, we found out that she had licked hand sanitizer off her hand.Hand sanitizer, of all things.But it makes sense. These days they have all kinds of different scents and when you have a curious child, they are going to put all kinds of things into their mouths. When we arrived at Saint Francis, we told the ER doctor there to check her blood alcohol level, and yes we did get weird looks, but they did it. The results showed her blood alcohol level was 85% -- six hours after we first took her. There's no telling what it would have been if we would have requested it at the first ER. Since then, her school and a few surrounding schools have taken this out of the classrooms of all the lower grade classes, but what's to stop middle and high schoolers from ingesting the stuff? After doing research on the Internet, we have found out that it only takes 3 squirts of the stuff to be fatal in a toddler. For her blood alcohol level to be so high was to compare someone her size to drinking something 120 proof. Please send this to everyone you know who has children or are going to be having children. It doesn't matter what age.

Woman faces charges for posting ex-boy friends information on craiglist

EAU CLAIRE, Wis., March 5 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin woman faces criminal charges for a post on Craigslist that invited men to call her ex-boyfriend and "talk dirty to him."
Kari Heath of Strum allegedly posted pictures of her ex along with the ad after they had a fight, the Eau Claire Leader-Telegram reported. He called police after getting a call at work from a man who said he was calling about the Craigslist ad and who hung up when the boyfriend said he did not know anything about it.
The boyfriend became suspicious of Heath when he saw the photographs, which he did not believe anyone else had access to, the newspaper reported. He told police that she sent him a text message allegedly admitting placing the ad. more

Amy Winehouse Charged With Assaulting Fan

The retro-soul singer was charged with assault Thursday for allegedly attacking a fan at an end-of-summer ball in London on Sept. 26, police and the singer's representative said.
Dancer Sherene Flash had been quoted by tabloid newspapers as saying she was hit in the eye by the 25-year-old "Back to Black" singer after asking to take her picture at the Berkeley Ball, a charity function held in central London's Berkeley Square.
Spokesman Chris Goodman said Friday that Winehouse went voluntarily to the police station, where she was arrested and charged. She's been released and is due to appear in court on March 17, police said.
Winehouse's battles with addiction and frequent run-ins with the law have been highly publicized. She was fined for illegally possessing marijuana in Norway in 2007, and her drug problems have been front page news in Britain, where she was pictured puffing on what appeared to be a crack pipe last year. more

Brother charged with domestic battery for putting out his brother cigarette with a fire extinguisher

NEW PORT RICHEY -- Frederick Crevoiserat asked his brother to put out his cigarette. The brother refused, so Crevoiserat sprayed him with a fire extinguisher, authorities said.
"He wouldn't put out the cigarette," Crevoiserat told deputies, according to his arrest report, "so I put it out for him."
When Pasco County deputies arrived to the apartment on Grand Boulevard in New Port Richey Thursday night, they heard the victim screaming and saw his arm still covered in white from the extinguisher.
Crevoiserat, 39, was arrested on charges of domestic battery and resisting an officer without violence, because he allegedly sprayed his brother with a extinguisher. more

Woman assaults boy friend because he wanted the ring back

PORTSMOUTH — When Britta Osberg’s ex-boyfriend asked her to return a ring, she punched him in the face twice, leaving the ring's imprint on his cheek, police allege.
Based on those allegations, Osberg, 19, of 110 Perkins Road, Rye, is scheduled to be arraigned in Portsmouth District Court Monday on two class A misdemeanor counts of simple assault.
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According to an affidavit by Officer Eric Kinsman, the alleged victim told police he went to a city gas station to retrieve the ring from Osberg, she refused to return it and they began to argue. During the argument, Osberg is alleged to have twice punched her ex in the face. more

Pancake eating contestant dropped dead after eating 43

The winner of a pancake-eating contest dropped dead after gorging himself on 43 of the cream and banana stuffed desserts.
Boris Isayev, 48, from west Russia, collapsed to his knees and died on stage after stuffing himself with pancakes in a competition to mark the end of the region’s ‘Pancake Week’.

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The reason why Chris Brown got in trouble

Recently I heard about Chris Brown assaulting his girl friend Rihanna. When I heard about the assault I knew in my mind what really happened. So now here is my interpretation of how he really got in trouble.

him )Hey look, I am through with this conversation, lets talk about something else.
her)Talk about something else, hell naw you started, lets finish it...
him)You know what, you are starting to piss me off.
her)So what, am I suppose to be scared? You think that you can say what you want when you want and its all good, well mr think that your ugly ass look so good its not that easy!
him) Hey this argument is not going any where, let me take you home.
her)take me home? why, you got some bitch you going to go see?
him)Okay I am tired of your mouth get out of my car!!!
her) Get out, I am not getting out...
him)The way I look at it, as long as I am paying for this car, you are going to get your ass out now!
her)O you a Big man who wants to scare me, NOT! If you want me out, put me out!
him) Considered it done, grabs her.
her) She swings and hits him.
him) You have lost your mind, you stupid ass.

How the hell did I end up here in jail?

Now in so many words does that sound like how it really happened?