Tips for lowering gas prices

May be worth it!


THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas . It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can Really work. Please read on and join with us! By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $2.00 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $3.49 for regular unleaded in my town, Seattle.Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a gallon of gas is CHEAP at $1.50 - $1.75, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace..not sellers. With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying gas. But we CAN have an impact on gas prices if we all act together to force a price war. Here's the idea: For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL. If they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Exxon and Mobil gas buyers. It's really simple to do! Now, don't wimp out on me at this point...keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!! I am sending this note to 30 people. If each of us send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300) ... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000)... and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth group of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers .If t hose three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it..... THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!! Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all! (If you don't understand how we can reach 300 million and all you have to do is send this to 10 people.... How long would all that take? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!! I'll bet you didn't think you and I had that much potential, did you! Acting together we can make a difference. If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. I suggest that we not buy from EXXON/MOBIL UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE $2.00 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN. THIS CAN REALLY WORK.

Facts you didn't know

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity isOnly 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumcise, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called 'prostatic congestion.

'7) Only 16% of men shave their privates

Some stuff on the ladies

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves 'attractive' (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term 'natural', 24% sayThey have 'average' looks, 8% prefer the term 'feminine', 7% say they are 'good looking', and 7% say they are 'cute', and finally only 2% of women say they are 'sexy'.

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Both

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of high schoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in JUNE.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception

.6) Virginity is often lost with a person they HAVEN'T been dating.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than womenWho don't have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?

-1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

Kimbo Slice

Kimbo makes the big time, he defeated James Thompson in the third round by hitting him in the ear. Slice said that if the referee would not have stopped the fight he was going to hit Thompson in the ear again.Kimbo chin is solid, although he lacks. The great thing about Mr Slice is that he can beat the average MMA fighter and make some good money in the sport. Although when he gets to the elite group of champions his efforts will not push him to the top. He reminds me of Tex Cobb. A good fighter, but never a champion!

That Cauliflower ear looks horrible

Hillary what a sore Looser

I have listened to you Mrs Clinton and even had faith in you that you could lead our Country if you got the nod. Now its has been clear for weeks maybe even moths that you were not going to win and you continued to hang around. Just for your information Obama did reach 2158, he only needed 2,118 to clinch. Although I see your plan; the more support that you keep in your corner, the more force that you can put on Obama to pick you for VP. Maybe it is a good plan but it is apparent that you have been willing to play dirty and you did not care if your slip was showing! So Mr Obama really has a dilemma on his hand, pick a running mate that shares the same values, even though she has no loyality or RESPECT.

Its just sad that she wants him to pick her but is not willing to be a good sport and say he won and bow out gracefully. So Mrs Clinton in your own words "where do you go from here"? If I had anything to do with it I would tell you to exit stage left! BECAUSE HE HAS ALREADY WON...

Zen Sarcasms

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

17. There are two theories to arguing with a women - Neither one works.

18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION

Summer Classes for Men at:

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby Friday, June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping CompanionRelaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Best Buy, yea right

FYI.....BEST BUY, MY FOOTBest Buy has some bad policies....Normally, I would not share this with others, however, since this couldhappen to you or your friends , I decided to share it. If you purchasesomething from, Wal-Mart, Sam's Club, JC Penny, Sears etc. and you returnthe item with the receipt they will give you your money back if you paidcash, or credit your account if paid by plastic.Well, I purchased a GPS for my car, a Tom Tom XL.S from "Best Buy".Theyhave a policy that it must be returned within 14 days for a refund!So after 4 days I returned it in the original box with all the items inthe box, with paper work and cords all wrapped in the plastic. Just as Ireceived it, including the receipt.I explained to the lady at the return desk I did not like the way it couldnotfind store names. The lady at the refund desk said, there is a 15% restockfee, for items returned. I said no one told me that. I said how much wouldthat be. She said it goes by the price of the item. It will be $45.00Dollars for you. I said, all your going to do is walk over and place itback on the shelf then charge me $45.00 of my money for restocking? Shesaid that's the store policy. I said if more people were aware of it theywould not buy anything here! If I bought a $2000.00 computer or TV andreturned it I would be charged $300.00 dollars restock fee? She said yes,15%.I said OK, just give me my money minus the restock fee.She said, since the item is over 200.0 0 dollars, she can¢t give me mymoneyback!!!Corporate has to and they will mail you a check in 7 to ten days.!! I said"WHAT?!"It's my money!! I paid in cash! I want to buy a different brand..Now Ihave to wait 7 to 10 days. She said well, our policy is on the back ofyour receipt.I said, do you read the front or back of your receipt? She said well, thefront! I said so do I, I want to talk to the Manager!.So the manager comes over, I explained everything to him, and he said,well, sir they should of told you about the policy when you got the item.I said, No one, has ever told me about the check refund or restock fee,whenever I bought items from computers to TVs from Best Buy. The onlything they ever discussed was the worthless extended warranty program. Hesaid Well, I can give you corporate phone number.I called corporate. The guy said, well, I'm not supposed to do this but Ican give you a 45.00 dollar gift card and you can use it at Best Buy. Itold him if I bought something and returned it, you would charge me arestock fee on the item and then send me a check for the remaining 3dollars. You can keep your gift card, I'm never shopping in Best Buy everagain, and if I would of been smart, I would of charged the whole thingon my credit card! Then I would of canceled the transaction.I would of gotten all my money back including your stupid fees! He didn'tsay a word!I informed him that I was going to e-mail my friends and give them a headsup on this stores policy, as they don't tell you about all the littlecaveats.So please pass this on. It may save your friends from having a bad experience of shopping at Best Buy.